[Gift: zeldacreeper] Happy Birthday, Frand!

I know there are times
When I just want to slap your face
Even if I just act like one of those mimes
But today, let me tie your shoelace

Not to stroke your massive ego or anything
But this poem is for you
Let's all gather around and sing
Happy Birthday to you

"Leave me be!" I would say
But you kept doing things your way
And helped me out
You stopped me from going that route

Jokes aside, you're a really good friend
I don't care if our traits don't blend
It's funny how we're exact opposites
It's like we all have joined fates

You and your precious Blaze Spawner
Kryzta and I with Johnnie as our father
My awesome golf coob
And our fusses over floor food

Before this gets more cheesy
I want to say Happy Birthday
As today gets more breezy
Let's go to that cake and eat away